I know what all of you are thinking, yeah, yeah, it’s another blog post about unicorns by some unicorn obsessed person, ( and you would be right) but what is a unicorn? the dictionary definition is put simply,
” a mythical creature resembling a horse, with a single horn in the center of its forehead: often symbolic of chastity or purity”
But I want to go deeper than that, what is a unicorn really? unicorns are said to have originated from different parts of Ireland and Asia, but nobody knows for sure, another theory is that unicorns have come from somewhere in space. (it’s unlikely but, hey it could be true!) along with unicorns, there are many other unicorn-like creatures out there, including ( but not limited to)
- Pegasus ( magical horses with wings)
- Pegacorn ( unicorn – Pegasus cross- breed)
- Pega-pig ( Pegasus – pig combination) and many more. Many people believe the unicorn to be a myth, but my theory is that unicorns ( and many other supposedly mythical creatures) existed in a period of time before human habitation so, up until we came around, the unicorns lived in reasonable comfort, but when humans came into existence, we became too bloodthirsty for our own good, and many poor unicorns were ruthlessly slaughtered for the good of the greedy, cruel, ignorant humans , so, over time unicorns have evolved ( with many little mistakes along the way, naturally) to have thicker skin, and more layers of bone to protect their magical horn (and it’s all of it’s properties) and hey presto,, you have the rhinoceros!! ( yes I know that I’m not the first to support this theory but you can just imagine that I was the first!) yes! ( why do you think poachers and witch doctors always want rhino’s horns?, because rhino’s are the evolved ( over a few millennia) – version of unicorns! yes! version 2.0 of the unicorn race! but of course, every theory has some people who just refuse to believe, ( my apologies to those people) and of course, if you want to you can just not believe me, but that’s your choice, seriously, think about it,
well, I think this blog post has been going on for way to long so, until next time, bye!!
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